Let go! Let go! I'm all naked and wet! Get up, Homer. It's time for church. I don't wanna go. It's church. You have to go. Too cold out. I'm tired of having this argument every Sunday. Get dressed. Oh, stupid, itchy church pants. Grunting One size fits all, my butt! Come on. We're going to be late. Pants Tearing Forget it. I'm not going. Growls Hey, where's Homer? Your father's... resting. "Resting" hungover, "resting" got fired? Help me out here. Ahhh, I'm just a big, toasty cinnamon bun. I never wanna leave this bed. Uhoh. Gotta take a whiz. Think, man. Think. Think, think, think. I better get up. I'm whizzin' with the door open, and I love it. Singing Blubbering Man: It's I 1 KBBL degrees below zero. I hope you're someplace warm. You bet your sweet... a*s! I'm afraid our furnace isn't working. Man: Yeah, what's the story? But let's just put it out of our minds... and turn to the lamentations of Jeremiah... long version. "Joy is gone from our hearts... our dancing has turned to mourning. '" Rock And Roll Girls Singing Singing The perfect chance to make my patented, spaceage... outofthisworld moon waffles. Let's see here. Caramels. Waffle batter. Liquid smoke. Oooh, waffle runoff. Mmm, fattening. And he was cast into the fiery cauldron of hell! The searing heat... the scalding rivers of molten sulfur! Ahhh, I'm there. Uhoh. Whistling Here, boy. Okay, okay, okay, okay. The service has ended. Go in peace. Pipe Organ Grunting The door's frozen shut, and it's the only way out! Chattering Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be Lisa, this is neither the time nor the place. Man On Radio That was Johnny Calhoun with... "Gonna Find Mea Genie With a Magic Bikini. '" Man 2 Johnny's next record was a spoken word album of his rightwing political views. It k*lled his career. If you can tell me the name Of that album, call our contest line now. Gasps I know that! Line Ringing Hello. This is Homer Simpson. Man Homer, can you name that title? "This Things I Believe." Man 2 Uh, can we accept that? Cash Register Ringing Whoohoo! How's that door coming, Willy? Miracles are your department, Reverend. Uh, while we're waiting, Why don't I read from the Sunday bulletin? Card table for sale. Top badly damaged. Leg missing. Otherwise fine. One dollar or best offer. Woman On TV You must be the three chiropractors I sent for. Now, start manipulating my spine. Curly: Hey, Moe, we don't know nothin' about manipulatin. Moe: You heard the lady. Grab her spine and get crackin. Punch Landing Chuckling Moe is their leader. Curly Whooping Moe: Why, you! Punch Landing Curly: Hey! Grunting Huzzah! PleaPlease, Christians, don't push. Excuse me. Pardon me. Whoop. Coming through. Howya doing? Love that hat, baby. Come on, TV. Give me some of that sweet, sweet pap. Well, let's define our terms, gentlemen. Are we talking about redistricting or are we talking about reapportionment? Oh, well, can't win 'em all. Man We interrupt this public affairs program to bring you a football game. Yes! Whistle Blowing Engine Not Turning Over Marge lmitating Engine Imitating Engine Give it a little more gas. Pedal Banging No, no, that's too much. You know what I think would help? What? What would help? Nothing. Oh, doctor. A 98yard triple reverse... ties the score at 6363. We have seen nothing but razzledazzle here today... three visits from Morganna the Kissing Bandit... and the astonishing return of Jim Brown. Whoohoo! Is that what I think it is? Mmhmm. I found... a penny! Could this be the best day of my life? Laughing Looks like we have a new champion. Ah, my beloved family. How was church? Muttering Snorting I, on the other hand, have been having the best day of my life... and I owe it all t
